I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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