By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
this hospital has no fireball
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Randomize
