I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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