Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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