Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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