my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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