My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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