She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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