Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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