Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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