You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just google imaged poop.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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