Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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