Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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