You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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