so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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