How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
