its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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