How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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