We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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