Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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