Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've blown a few things in my day
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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