Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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