my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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