I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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