Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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