we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize