Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
do herpes really smell.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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