My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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