Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
zippers are such a cool invention
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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