well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just pee around me
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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