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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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