what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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