Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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