My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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