we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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