I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Shame is for Republicans.
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