I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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