I hate all girls vehemently.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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