Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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