love makes seman taste better
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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