11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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