Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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