Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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