I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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