Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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