Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
How's your threesome situation going?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type