It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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