i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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