I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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