He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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