I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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