Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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