If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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