false alarm. still invincible.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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