it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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