They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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