Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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