I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I need a burrito and a hug.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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